Nope nope nope.
Here's reason #823 that you couldn't pay me enough to move to the Big Apple: a woman felt a draft in her apartment bathroom and removed the mirror to discover a giant hole that led directly into another dark, empty apartment.
Check it out:
Ah, New York City. There's nothing like pizza rats, endless lockdown, and psycho neighbors coming through your bathroom wall. That's a big nope for me, dawg!
