There have been a lot of great Babylon Bee jokes recently, but this one has to be my favorite:
As for this website and its ability to compete with The Babylon Bee, well, we've got this for you: Illinois' obese governor JB Pritzker has vowed to protect his citizens from the "dangerous" health policies of RFK.

This guy …
… is going to protect people's health.
Yeah, uhh …

And neither does anyone else.

The jokes just write themselves!
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