One of Elon Musk's companies says it could build a real-life Jurassic Park. What could go wrong?

Joel Abbott

Apr 9, 2021

Earlier this year, Elon Musk announced that his tech firm Neuralink was working on getting monkeys to play mind pong.

Now, Neuralink is pushing to bring more sci-fi nightmares to life by considering a real-life "Jurassic Park."

Per Max Hodak, Elon's Neuralink cofounder:

This plan has some serious uphill battles, unless Max and Elon have a sample of preserved T-Rex DNA (but never say never!).

There was no indication of why Max randomly thought it was a good idea to opine about bringing reptilian monstrosities back to life, but he followed it up with this tweet:

The idea here is to not only preserve existing species that are going extinct due to changing environments, the idea is to create new – or "novel" – species through genetic engineering.

Let me just ask: if our world was turned upside down by a "novel" virus, how do you think the world will handle engineered mutant demon-spawn running loose in the streets?

I mean, seriously, did you learn NOTHING from Jurassic Park??

Still, I can see three potential positives:

  • First, a T-Rex on Mars would be pretty dope.
  • Second, if velociraptors are roaming the streets, maybe Joe Biden will be nice enough to let us keep our guns!
  • Finally (more seriously), switching from a homeostatic view of our planet's climate – where we prevent anything from changing ever – to one where we adapt, restore, and innovate, is a much better tack to take.

Just maybe not with dinosaurs.


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