As a Michigander, I live pretty dang close to the new totalitarian nightmare that is Canada.

Having lived under Queen Gretchen's thumb for the past year, one of the only positives has been looking across the Detroit river and feeling sorry for the citizens of Ontario.

If you're wondering just how far our neighbors to the north have descended into lunacy, they are now issuing tickets for shaking hands:

You have to wonder if the officers here really believe in the stupidity they are enforcing or if they ever go to bed at night thinking they just might be on the side of the bad guys.