My bologna has a first name. It's H-A-N-N-I-B-A-L.

This doesn't look weird or creepy at all, but I guess it's a thing.

Oscar Mayer has made beauty masks (I guess that's what they're called, I'm a dude so idk), which are supposed to be reminiscent of when you were a kid and you would slap baloney on your face.

From USA Today:

Ever turned a slice of bologna into a face mask with bites taken out of it for eyes and a mouth?

Oscar Mayer said it's paying homage to the classic childhood tradition with a new skin care product inspired by the lunch meat.

The Kraft Heinz brand partnered with Seoul Mamas, a Korean beauty and skin care company, to create the face sheets, which are described as "a hydrating and restoring hydrogel that promote skin elasticity, improve hydration and moisture retention."

I guess that's a thing.

Seriously, this thing looks just like Silence of the Lambs.

Here's some clear instructions for use.

No way this can go wrong:

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It's popular enough that Oscar Mayer has sold out of the bologna masks.

That's right. They didn't make enough bologna masks to meet demand.

UPDATE: The Oscar Mayer bologna masks are sold out for now on Amazon but could be restocked. "Due to unexpected incredibly high demand, we are working to get the sheet masks back in stock over the coming days," Kraft Heinz said in a statement to USA TODAY. The masks were also listed as Amazon's "#1 new release" in beauty and personal care Wednesday.

It was the #1 new release in beauty products on Amazon???

I don't know what that says about us as a people, but I guess it's true that nostalgia is the greatest salesman.

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