Our times of global hegemony are nearly over, folks:

Yup, we're living in a real life Babylon Bee story right now.

Here's a real email sent to senior leaders and commanders at the Andersen Air Force Base in Guam back in May:

Man, I bet China's over there shaking in their shorts over this one. There's no way they'll overtake us as the world power when we've got strategies like this in the Pacific.

No way!

The policy change is part of a larger effort by the Biden administration and U.S. military to foster what it says is a more culturally sensitive environment. The U.S. Navy, for instance, recently published a video instructing its sailors on proper gender pronouns. The Army also mandates gender identity training and trains officers on when to offer subordinates gender-transition surgery, the Free Beacon first reported in March. Critics of these moves say a woke cultural agenda is handicapping America's fighting forces and distracting it from pressing global challenges, such as terrorism and China's aggressive war moves.

Man, with this administration at the reins it seems like each and every day I grow more embarrassed to be an American citizen.

I'm not exaggerating at all, which is sad.

It's almost like we've got a president dead set on destroying America from the inside and essentially handing the crown of world hegemony over to the Chinese. I mean, we all know China is bound to take the crown at some point, but that doesn't mean we have to jumpstart the process.

In a very desperate way, we need the Orange Man back, people.

I'll leave you with this from defense policy expert Rebeccah Heinrichs:

"It is painful to think about the amount of time servicemen have already spent writing these rules instead of figuring out how to beat China," Henrichs said. "Somebody needs to remind DoD leadership that they're in the business of preventing and winning wars and not in the Oberlin lounge."

We're over here wasting our time on gender diversity while China is working on the largest infrastructure project in human history with their Belt and Road initiative.

Let that sink in.

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