So I don't use Peloton because I have a real bike and I'm not a girl, but apparently, as of 2020, they have hashtags which allow you to get together and take classes with people you have things in common with.

Well, as a huge member of the "LGB" Community, if I owned a Peloton bike, I'd have definitely joined the tag #LetsGoBrandon, because there'd probably be some pretty cool and funny people in there. They'd be sort of like me: conservative, unhappy with the Biden administration, and they'd laugh at jokes.

But not so fast:

🤣🤣🤣

You guys do realize that this joke was just about dead when you started to get angry over it about two weeks ago and now you've brought it back to life with your crying, right?

I think it's even more beautiful in its revival.

Here's some fun stuff about Peloton while we're here:

Peloton is a progressive company. Earlier this year, it was reported that Peloton employees were allegedly forced to take social justice training inspired by critical race theory. Peloton routinely virtue signals its wokeness, offering LGBTQ pride rides and selling pride-themed apparel. They celebrate Latinx Heritage Month, not Hispanic Heritage Month or Latin Heritage Month, even though the community doesn't even use Latinx to describe itself.

But you can't use conservative hashtags!

All this bad-talking the president stuff was really fun in 2020, wasn't it?

Guess it's not cool anymore!