Oh look, the literal crypt keeper who has been in politics longer than most of you reading this have been alive has opinions on an elderly man running for the White House.

Again, age is relative...

Um, no. Age is real. Where did you hear "age is relative" or "age is just a number?"

That sounds like something one of the leftwing pedo-apologists might say.

Pelosi goes on to talk about how some of her really old friends are still active, which is all well and good, but then she goes on to act like Joe Biden is somehow just as lucid as those guys.

It's relative. He's younger than I am, so he's a kid to me as well.

How are these the leaders of the Democratic Party?

Guys, I am once again asking you to stop electing nearly-dead people.