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Pepsi hired Lindsay Lohan to convince us to try "Pilk and cookies" and I can think of a million other things that would be more enjoyable, like death.

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Wolfgang Ramsay

Dec 1, 2022

Yeah, not falling for this:

 

 

Nope. Not doing that.

That's it. That's the whole post. Carry on.


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