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Qdoba vs. Chipotle: An impossible choice made easy

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NTB Staff

Jul 28, 2020

Luke S. finally settles the debate between Qdoba and Chipotle with three impenetrable points:

1.) Chipotle and Qdoba taste the same.

2.) Eliminating the taste factor, Qdoba wins due to the fact that it begins with a "Q", therefore making it more fun to say.

3.) He should have been named Matt.


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