Two headshots, one stage.
First, the end of Chris Christie:
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Then, R.I.P. Nikki Haley:
(Here's Haley saying everyone should be required to use their real names on the internet.)
OH WAIT, CHRISTIE IS STILL MOVING! HE'S ALIVE! HEāS DEFENDING NIKKI HALEY AND⦠OH NO, VIVEK HAS A BAZOOKA!!
Man, I wonder if Trump is watching this š

UPDATE: CHRISTIE IS DONE š
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