A few more iconic Biden moments happened during campaign speeches on Friday and Saturday.

All of these gems occurred within 24 hours:

1.) Biden mistakenly and very clearly says "breast":

2.) Biden misreads his teleprompter twice, first calling for a $15 million minimum wage, then a $15,000 minimum wage, before finally getting it right:

Reading is hard.

3.) Perhaps most amazing of all:

I don't know about you, but the visual of Joe Biden removing his mask not just to cough, but to cough into his his own hand, is made only more terrific by the horn blaring in the background as he does it 😂

Keep trying your breast, Joe!

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