Greenberg Kansas Police responded to a report of dynamite attached to the dash of a parked vehicle. Once on the scene, police determined it was a beef stick.

According to the Facebook post by the police station, the vehicle owner removed the beef stick from the dash and no explosives were found.

No word on whether the vehicle owner removed the stick by eating it. While beef sticks are not known to cause explosions on car dashes, they have been known to cause explosions in bathrooms.