Okay, I can definitely say I've never seen this before.
Watch this Northern California porch pirate duck-walk his way up to a porch disguised as a flippin' trash bag and then steal a package.
I just… I don't understand.
I think this is a man, he actually looks like he might be a Toy Story 2 gimmick.
Maybe Woody is in that package!
Probably not.
I mean, it looks like the guy got away, but, uhhh, a trash bag, really?
Bro's lucky it wasn't trash day!
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