Okay, I can definitely say I've never seen this before.

Watch this Northern California porch pirate duck-walk his way up to a porch disguised as a flippin' trash bag and then steal a package.

I just… I don't understand.

I think this is a man, he actually looks like he might be a Toy Story 2 gimmick.

Maybe Woody is in that package!

Probably not.

I mean, it looks like the guy got away, but, uhhh, a trash bag, really?

Bro's lucky it wasn't trash day!

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