Portland cyclists stage "nude die-in" to protest arrest of illegal aliens

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Joel Abbott

Oct 13, 2025

Great idea, Portlanders: Once the illegals catch sight of your pasty backsides, they'll demand to be deported!

From the National Review:

Hundreds of individuals stripped down at least partially before getting on their bikes. The group met at Portland's Convention Center, staged a die-in on Burnside Bridge, and ended the cycle ride at the city's Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility.

Some protesters wore see-through ponchos over their naked bodies to shield themselves from the rain. Others wore costumes and clown outfits and held Palestinian flags.

Here's a somewhat censored version of what that looked like:

[Warning: I made sure no jibbly bits are easily visible in this aerial video, but be warned that it does feature naked liberals from a distance.]

Yep.

So ... what did getting naked on a bridge in the rain accomplish?

Well, it showed the Nazis (everyone who has ever voted Republican) that Portland isn't afraid of them!

Yet another [protester], Nicole, told local media that she rode to bring awareness to antifascist activism.

'I feel like I can only imagine being in the shoes of the people who are really, truly affected by this, that it would make me feel a little better thinking of others standing in solidarity and helping bring attention to it,' Nicole said. 'I don't think there's a whole lot I can do about it, but this is one small thing that I think I can do to help support a more humane world.'

This naked bike ride has been held annually since 2004.

Sunday's ride was a necessary response to ICE's 'militarization' of Portland, activists said.

Oh, Portland. 😂


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