Portland rioter throws Molotov cocktail at police, misses, sets comrade on fire
· Sep 6, 2020 · NottheBee.com

A rioter in Portland tried to chuck a Molotov cocktail at a line of police on Saturday night. Being a neckbeard with noodle arms and limp wrists, his attempt came up laughably short, and he ended up accidentally setting one of his comrades on fire, who proceeded to jump around doing the Riverdance with his feet ablaze.

I spliced two different videos of the event together for you:

Here's one more angle:

Edit: OK I put them together in the same video:

(Disclaimer: Of course I hope the dude's OK but if you've seen that movie you thought of that scene too 😆)

The police guy in charge of Portland PD's Twitter probably had himself a little smirk confirming that the hot-foot firebomb was indeed directed at police:

Another night of peaceful protests in Portland!

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