President Trump just released a call for peace. Now allow me to demonstrate how Leftists will reinterpret it as a racist call for violence.

Jan 13th

President Trump released a formal statement on Wednesday. It was a straightforward call for peace and calm in the nation amid rising sociopolitical tensions. But let me put on my Leftist hat for a moment and show you how one might decode what Trump really meant.

*Ahem*

Here's the full text of the statement, which clearly shows Trump is Hitler and that we need to silence him and anyone who may have even slightly thought he did an okay job as president:

"In light of reports of more demonstrations, I urge that there must be NO violence, NO lawbreaking and NO vandalism of any kind. That is not what I stand for and it is not what America stands for. I call on ALL Americans to help ease tensions and calm tempers. Thank You."

Of course, if the president was really serious about peace, why doesn't he send out a tweet to show his commitment, hmm?? Why doesn't he get on Facebook and share? Why doesn't he livestream a YouTube video? Why doesn't he go on a news station to be interviewed by a reporter that hates him??

The only conclusion one can reach is that this call for peace is a fake. If you take out the negatives and do a little shuffling, it says the following:

"In light of reports of more demonstrations, I urge that there must be violence, lawbreaking and vandalism... That is what I stand for and it is what America stands for. I call on ALL Americans to tensions and tempers. Thank You."

If you take the first and last letter of each sentence, it spells "IDTRISTY", which when unscrambled could say "Did tryst," or "Ditsy RI" (the latter obviously referring to some nefarious scheme in Rhode Island!).

Also note how he uses an image of the White House in his official statement, which is obviously a call to assault the building!

This is the only conclusion one can reach. After all, what else are we supposed to believe given the last four years of non-stop objective headlines like these??

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