Well, this is savage.
And no, it's not a new Babylon Bee award to go along with the Man of the Year.
A non-profit group called U.S. Parents Involved in Education (USPIE) "awarded" the Millstone of the Month to Galileo Church in Fort Worth, Texas.
Now, there are many "affirming" churches in the United States and in Texas, so what did this particular church do to deserve such a dishonor?
Well, here's USPIE's press release:
United States Parents Involved in Education (USPIE) awards the October Millstone of the Month Award to the leadership and congregation of The Galileo Church in Fort [Worth], Texas, for their blatant disregard of biblical principles and the welfare of confused children. The church recently launched a grant program to transport transgender children out of state to receive gender-altering procedures. The church's website states that their mission is to provide "justice for LGBTQ+ humans, and support the people who love them."
This church is paying for kids to travel out-of-state to have sex change surgeries.
Holy eternal judgement, Batman.
This award is a reference to the words of Jesus when he says it would be better to have a millstone tied around your neck and be cast into the sea than for you to deceive a child or lead that child astray.
...whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to fall away โ it would be better for him if a heavy millstone were hung around his neck and he were drowned in the depths of the sea.
The award is given out monthly to individuals who show extreme wickedness in harming children by handing them over to demonic spirits of the age. There are few things worse than helping them carve up their body to the false sex gods of the #CurrentYear.
The award is:
A monthly recognition of an individual who is actively working to deceive, indoctrinate, or negatively impact children with leftist, anti-God propaganda.
Honestly, kind of ticked I didn't think of this award first. It would be a great recurring piece on Not the Bee.
I think, given the criteria, a church that pays to have kids leave Texas and have their private parts mutilated in the name of "gender affirmation" is more than worthy of this award.
And, don't worry, we'll keep an eye out for future award winners.
I wonder if they take nominees?
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