Pro Tip: Do NOT teach your pet python how to open doors.
· Jan 6, 2021 · NottheBee.com

Just, no. Hard no.

Doesn't anyone watch movies anymore?

Of course, as I caution my son, pretty much daily, don't believe everything you see on the Internet. In fact, he'll often begin a sentence with, "It's probably fake, but..."

This does look like a setup to me in many ways. I also don't think the snake looks particularly happy after the hard flop he makes. She makes? (Snakes are like Antifa mugshots, it's hard to tell.)

If it is a setup for some fleeting TikTok fame it seems like something less an owner would do and more something your stupid roommates would do.

That still begs the question, why give a python ideas? Why teach an alpha predator the means to effect your imminent demise while simultaneously annoying the crap out of him?

Seriously, doesn't anyone watch movies anymore?


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