The woman who put Gorilla Glue on her head is back with her own hairspray called "Forever Hold" 🤣
· Jun 18, 2021 · NottheBee.com

I'm pretty sure Gorilla Glue's "forever hold" is what got this woman into trouble in the first place:

If you don't remember, Tessica Brown rose to viral fame when she sprayed the superglue into her hair, thinking for some insane reason that it would be a good idea despite the product SPECIFICALLY WARNING PEOPLE NOT TO USE IT ON THEMSELVES.

Gorilla Glue even responded to the madness with the most sincere-yet-low-key-snarky tweet of all time:

The media reported on the story with the predicable cry of RACISM, saying poor Tessica couldn't possibly have known superglue is bad for hair because of evil white conservatives.

Four months after she became a meme, Tessica has decided to launch her own $14-a-bottle line of "Forever Hold" hair spray and $18 hair growth oil, proving definitively that America is truly the land of opportunity and the greatest nation on the planet.


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