Report: Grand jury won't indict Trump this week
· Mar 23, 2023 · NottheBee.com

So this was yesterday:

And this is today:

Aw man! I was really looking forward to a guaranteed Trump win in 2024. Sad!

After today, the Manhattan grand jury will next convene on Monday, when it is possible they could hear additional testimony from a witness.

The district attorney's office declined to comment.

Of course Alvin Bragg's office refused to comment.

He saw this as his time to shine. He wanted to make history by being the first guy to cuff a U.S. president.

But then things got tricky.

First of all, the Secret Service reportedly won't let Trump be thrown in cuffs. He is a former president and has special security needs, not to mention the respect and decorum that comes with the position.

So there's the historic photo op gone!

(I'm sure Bragg is drowning his sorrows somehow)

Next, the Dems are starting to realize how much sympathy this would garner for The Donald. They could nab him with millions of dollars spent trying to charge him with foreign espionage and collusion or violent insurrection, so they're going to try to get him on alleged hush money paid to hide an affair – and on a technicality, since the statue of limitations has already passed?

Remember how Gerald Ford pardoned Nixon so the country wouldn't fracture? Remember that? How do you think the country would fracture now given where we are at the moment?

All Nixon did was wiretap his competition. That seems mild these days! After all, Biden's son has a laptop showing years of corrupt family business dealings with international entities that are adjacent to powerful enemies of the United States (don't forget the 10% for the Big Guy).

And Biden's daughter has a diary (proved authentic this week) where she traces her sexual addiction and brokenness to taking showers with her dad as a child.

If you arrest a president over the rumor of illicit payments in an alleged affair from years ago, you certainly should investigate that guy!

Don't even get me started on other certain presidents...

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