Here's one of the news stories that Reuters thinks you need to know. And it's a doozy.
Four gay guys in Africa got AIDS and it's ALL TRUMP'S FAULT!

I really wish there were some way to prevent AIDS besides getting US tax dollars, but that seems to be the only way.
Wait a minute, have you guys tried not being gay? Especially in Africa?
I'm just not sure why my tax dollars have to go to fund some random African's deviant sexual lifestyle.
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