Let's dive straight in:

RONNY D OFF THE TOP ROPE!

Man, you gotta love it.

I'll try to keep this short (sorry if the tweets take long to load), but here are the prime clips from Thursday night's debate between the governors of Florida and California:

Ron brought the receipts. Public schools, outside of Florida and a few other states, have no issue with filth like Gender Queer being in their schools.

And speaking of schools and parents' rights:

Here's maybe my favorite highlight:

THE POOP MAP! DESANTIS BROUGHT THE POOP MAP!

That is just devastating. It's hard for California to explain that, or why it only cleaned things up (and lined the streets with Chinese flags) for Xi.

Maybe you think I'm being too harsh on Newsom, so I'll include what I thought was his best attack angle of the night:

I'll let a Parkland victim's father respond to that:

Really, that was Newsom's best attack angle except maybe abortion, but Newsom said abortion should be legal through all 9 months of pregnancy, a radical measure that nearly every nation on Earth does not allow and the majority of Americans do not agree with.

(I'll put that longer exchange here if you want it.)

If you still think I'm being unfair, head over to Newsom's X profile or YouTube and try to find a better clip from him. All of the fiery highlights are about Ronny D taking headshots like this:

Newsom tried to stick it to DeSantis towards the end:

When you consider DeSantis's list of California "freedoms," nothing that Newsom says could matter.

This is probably DeSantis's strongest moment.

So decide for yourself, but in this writer's opinion ... chalk up another win for Ronny D.

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