Well, it looks like SOMEBODY had fun over the 4th of July weekend.

On Sunday, Secret Service had to call out Hazmat to the White House, shutting down Lafayette Square and the surrounding area, because, according to reports, Cocaine had been found on the White House lawn.

Here's the purported dispatch over pole radio identifying the substance as testing positive for cocaine hydrochloride (aka coke).

Of course, the internet has one question in relation to the alleged discovery of cocaine at the White House:

"I tossed it over the fence bro!" - Hunter's coke dealer, probably.

This, of course, is totally unfair to Hunter Biden. It could have been just about ANY elected representative in DC other than Mike Lee and I wouldn't be shocked by it.

Besides, if it was Hunter he would have recorded it.

The narrative now is that this is "prescription cocaine." This doesn't pass the sniff test.

Honestly, it looks like it was probably a homeless vagrant, of which DC has many, tossed the bag over the fence because, you know, homeless crackhead things.

But why in the world would that not be the official story instead of this ridiculous bagged "prescription" cocaine nonsense?

None of this makes very much sense.