She's back! New age hippie guru Marianne Williamson confirms she is running for president again
· Feb 24, 2023 · NottheBee.com

She's baaack!

Everyone's favorite new age guru/Democratic presidential candidate, Marianne Williamson, has announced that she is running again in 2024!

From Breitbart:

Marianne Williamson, an author and "spiritual thought leader" who ran for president as a Democrat in 2020, confirmed she would run for the Democrat nomination for president in 2024.

"I wouldn't be running for president if I didn't believe I could contribute to harnessing the collective sensibility that I feel is our greatest hope at this time," Williamson told the Medill News Service, which is written and produced by Northwestern University students.

With no other Democrats officially joining the race so far, Williamson will likely be the first to announce during her "important announcement" early next month in Washington, DC. Current President Joe Biden, a Democrat, has yet to officially announce if he will seek reelection.

Williamson doesn't even care whether or not Biden is running, she's going to run.

That's some dedication there.

Williamson gained attention in 2020 when she ran a longshot presidential run before dropping out in January 2020. In her interview with the student-run outlet, she also questioned, "How can you claim to be a champion of democracy when your own process is so undemocratic?"

She was referring to the Democratic National Committee's (DNC) changing the presidential primary schedule to put South Carolina as the first state in the lineup instead of Iowa. President Joe Biden has been credited for helping change the lineup.

Williamson, if you don't know, is absolutely batty.

She's a spiritual, new-age guru type who preaches "manifesting" things in your life and producing miracles. And the things she says, even on the debate stage, are, honestly, perfect for the "spiritual but not religious" Democrat.

Addressing Donald Trump:

I'm going to harness love for political purposes, I will meet you on that field, and, sir, love will win.

What a perfect encapsulation of the spirit of the age. Honestly, I'm a little surprised she didn't win.

The debates were truly filled with classics:

I mean listen to this:

If you think any of this wonkiness is going to deal with this dark psychic force of the collectivized hatred that this president is bringing up in this country, then I'm afraid that the Democrats are going to see some very dark days.

And,

There is an injustice that continues to form a toxicity underneath the surface, an emotional turbulence that only (racial) reparations will solve.

She has come a long way since 2020 though:

This woman is absolutely wild.

But, at least she is somewhat self-aware:

Welp, it looks like election season is nearly here. 🍿


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