I don't know what you had planned for the weekend, but if it was attending SatanCon 2023 in Boston, and you didn't already have tickets, you're out of luck.
That's right the Satanic Temple's blasphemous extravaganza is all sold out.
Here are some of the attractions, you'll be missing out on:
- Lecture: Reclaiming the Trans body
- Lecture: Deconstructing Your Religious Upbringing
- Lecture: Satanism and the BIPOC Experience
- Discussion Panels
- A Satanic Wedding Chapel
- A Satanic Marketplace
- And of course, various Satanic Rituals.
Of course, the Satanic Temple maintains that it doesn't really believe in Satan or God.
It's all just a big show to mock Christians.
But the discerning Christian knows they're really just mocking themselves as mocking Christians and God is exactly what a servant of Satan would do.
Seeing as how you missed out on buying your tickets for SatanCon, maybe you could remember to say a prayer for all those lost souls attending the conference in Boston this weekend.