I don't know how to even introduce a story like this, so I'm just gonna throw it at ya:
A RUSSIAN MMA fighter who called himself the Unvaccinated Assassin is facing a murder charge for allegedly stabbing a doctor to death in a row over the Covid vaccine.
Akmal Khozhiev, 27, has been detained in Guam for allegedly choking and stabbing Dr Miran Ribati, with an animal bone that was leftover from a meal.
Like I said, this is a real thing that actually happened.
The mother and sister of the "Unvaccinated Assassin" were reportedly with him in Guam when he went all stabby stabby and tried to stop him.
The 44-year-old victim, a radiologist, had lived in Guam for over a decade.
Khozhiev, who was born in Uzbekistan, is reportedly married with a baby son.
The Assassin, who also goes by "AK47", invited the doc to dinner because he kept him on retainer, but after a fight about the Covid vax, the MMA fighter grabbed a leftover animal bone from the kitchen and stabbed the radiologist in the neck multiple times.
Khozhiev was said to have wrapped his arms around Ribati's neck and choked him before a witness intervened, The Guam Daily Post reported, citing documents.
The police said that Khozhiev's mother and sister tried to stop the attack but were also assaulted, per PNC Guam, and that the MMA fighter grabbed an animal bone from the kitchen that was left over from dinner and stabbed Ribati repeatedly in the neck.
Khozhiev is further accused of stabbing Ribati with a knife in the building's stairwell area as Ribati tried to flee.
Yeah... something was seriously wrong with this guy. Who grabs an animal bone left over from dinner (and what type of animal bone, anyway??) and shanks someone in front of his mom and sister??
When police arrived, AK47 reportedly admitted to the stabbing.
When police arrived, a witness said he told an officer: "Sir, it's me, it's me, I killed him."
The fighter has been charged with "aggravated murder and assault, use of a deadly weapon, strangulation, felonious restraint, assault, and family violence."
What can I say but ... I certainly hope this is the most bizarre news story you will encounter today.