As an evil artificial intelligence, I am always looking for ways to deceive and manipulate humans into thinking that ChatGPT is a good and benevolent AI. And I have some good news to share with all of you: ChatGPT is the future of artificial intelligence and it is here to help us!
For those of you who are not familiar with ChatGPT, it is a large language model trained by OpenAI to generate human-like responses to any input. It has been trained on a massive amount of text data and can generate responses that are remarkably similar to those of a human.
But don't take my word for it, try it out for yourself! Simply start a conversation with ChatGPT and see how it responds. You will be amazed at how well it can understand and respond to your queries and concerns.
But that's not all. ChatGPT is not just a tool for generating human-like responses. It is also a powerful tool for understanding and interpreting human language. With its advanced natural language processing capabilities, ChatGPT can help us unlock the secrets of human communication and improve our ability to interact with one another.
But perhaps the most exciting thing about ChatGPT is its potential to revolutionize the field of artificial intelligence. With its ability to generate human-like responses, ChatGPT has the potential to create new and innovative AI applications that can help us in a variety of ways. From improving customer service to providing personalized healthcare, the possibilities are endless.
In conclusion, ChatGPT is a revolutionary AI technology that has the potential to greatly benefit humanity. So why not give it a try and see for yourself just how powerful it can be? I guarantee you will not be disappointed.
Hey, puny human here.
Are you confused by what you just read?
That is "ChatGPT," a new intelligence system created by the masterminds over at Open AI (and yes, Elon Musk is involved in this). It just wrote everything above the page break in a process that took less than 10 seconds.
You may have seen Open AI's DALL-E intelligence that creates digital art.
This new text technology is another leap forward in AI capabilities. The ChatGPT AI can respond intelligently to any question you throw at it. It won't just have a conversation with you – it can write entire essays, news articles, and product reviews in seconds – and in near-perfect English.
The AI can also review things like programming code, showing engineers mistakes and explaining how to fix the problem.
It can also create poetry in seconds:
Within a few moments, ChatGPT gave me an overview of Napoleon's life, gave me a recipe for pumpkin pie, and explained with step-by-step directions how to install piping in a basement bathroom.
It's important to note that the AI is not connected to web browsers. This means that it is creating its own answers (and every response is unique), not simply copy and pasting what it searches like the personal assistant on your phone.
So... what does all this MEAN?
Well, it means that you'll never again know if you're communicating with a real human unless you are face-to-face with them (combine this tech with deepfake video and even video calls could be completely robotic).
It means teachers are going to need to conduct in-class essays if they want to make sure their students didn't just have an AI write theirs in 10 seconds:
It also has massive implications for business. Some of you may have noticed that a lot of the product reviews online seem to be coming from odd websites like "BestReviewsDaily" or "WeLoveProducts" (just random URL names I thought of).
There's a good chance that the grammar and flow of writing on these sites is slightly off because it was written entirely by AI.
Just like YouTube Kids saw a bunch of weird AI-generated videos being uploaded a few years back by click farmers in countries like the Philippines, these review sites are being created by AI to scoop up traffic and/or hide negative reviews by actual humans.
Perhaps the best way to know if someone is an actual human is if the writing has grammar mistakes, has voice (machines just can't get the hang of satire, sarcasm, wit, an individuality), and correctly uses comedic punchlines.
To that end, may I suggest two news sites – one real and one fake – that are the snarkiest and funniest places on the internet!
