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So there's a spa in Egypt that uses live snakes to massage you... and I think I speak for everyone when I say NOPE.

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Ghost of Reagan

Dec 29, 2020

For the person who requires terror to relax.

It's like the spa owner just fundamentally misunderstood the purpose of a massage.

HARD PASS.


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