If you have the right woke beliefs and connections, it seems you can only fail up.
Such is the case with CNN analyst Jeffrey Toobin, who was caught last year on a staff Zoom call with his pants down and then some. Yeah, in front of everyone.
Somehow, in this bizarro world, he is back front and center in his old job on national TV.
Even worse – like a bazillion times infinity worse – CNN felt the need to RECAP WHY HE HAD BEEN FIRED ON LIVE TV AND HAVE HIM EXPLAIN HIS MISTAKE.
WHY??? FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, WHY IS THIS HAPPENING??
This is clown level infinity. I can't. Please kill me now.
THEN, because you know there's more, Toobin went on to ensure there wouldn't be any more "surprises."
This is a national program of a supposed hard-news outlet!!! How is this a real thing?
I'll let Megan Kelly come outta left field for the kill here:
Out of respect for your sanity, I'm going to spare you the rest of the interview.