Taco Bell just announced they're building an "early retirement community" in San Diego and I think I just died and went to heaven
· Jul 10, 2024 · NottheBee.com

Welcome to heaven.

The Cantinas is opening in California and looks to be a veritable paradise on earth.

Taco Bell is calling this an "early retirement community" because you don't have to be old to go there. As a matter of fact, anyone 21 and up is welcomed.

If you're looking to retire early but don't think you have quite enough money saved up to do so - Taco Bell wants to take care of you.

Say hello to The Cantinas, where "everyone can live like a retiree," according to Taco Bell.

It's a laid-back retirement community style Taco Bell theme park.

Instead of rides, however, you get, "Low impact sports, old school arts and crafts, and next-level leisure: we've got two days full of retiree-inspired recreation that'll knock you off your rocker."

And, most importantly, you get an "elevated" Taco Bell culinary experience.

As if Taco Bell could ever reach greater heights!

It would also be PERFECT for our president!

Those with full weekend memberships will have lodging on site. Afternoon naps encouraged.

The full weekend costs you a mere $150, not bad for a weekend stay in sunny San Diego. A day pass is only $50.

Unfortunately, this isn't a real retirement home. And it's only available for one weekend.

But if you're in Commiefornia, this is an opportunity to escape for the weekend that I would not pass up.

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