Ted Cruz's response to Elizabeth Warren's stupid tax plan is the best freaking idea in the history of politics
· Jul 28, 2021 · NottheBee.com

Once upon a time (Friday), socialist Sen. Elizabeth Warren took a break from smoking her peace pipe to let America know how she'd tax the daylights out of cool people who build their own rocket companies and fly to space:

Her tweet was justly criticized by some bros with more common sense than the U.S. Senator, who pointed out that her plan would fund America's Swamp for mere hours:

On Wednesday, however, Sen. Ted Cruz decided he'd respond to Warren's ludicrous plan with an even better (and historic) plan of his own:

Seriously, this is the best dang plan I've ever seen from a politician (at least since those dudes signed a piece of paper in 1776).

On behalf of the American people, may I say your terms are acceptable, senator!

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