Okay this guy must've been having a pretty rough day:
Put yourself in the shoes of the waitstaff at this pizzeria in Malaga, Spain for a quick minute.
A guy shows up just hammered drunk, starts talking all sorts of gibberish, and eventually asks for a table. Your restaurant is full of diners who are enjoying their experience. You're working the back end of a double and your back's starting to hurt.
You refuse him service, right?
Any normal person would.
So that's what these folks did.
"Lo siento, amigo. Estás demasiado borracho. Debes salir."
Time to go, bro.
BUT THEY PICKED THE WRONG GUY!
Because this dude just started throwing tables and chairs like they were kids' toys, made a big scene, and then just dipped.
But he didn't go far.
HE CAME BACK WITH A FLIPPIN HARPOON AND STARTED BEATING PEOPLE!!!
Here's a video from across the street.
Pretty nuts, right?
The police arrived after the suspect had run off, and are currently working to identify the loco harpoon-wielding man.
Moral of the story: don't leave your harpoon laying around near where drunk people will stumble.
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