What... what is this?

I don't even know what to say. Did they just lob this in there because some patron was randomly staring at people like a creep?

Do they actually think you could get a virus by staring at someone?

I just don't know with coronasanity anymore!

P.S. While you're here you should check out our latest video: "Culture warrior Barack Obama is back with more fake outrage" 👇