What in tarnation fell out of Biden's pants as he was walking up the steps to Air Force One??
· · Jul 29, 2021 · NottheBee.com

Joe seems to have a lot of accidents while walking up stairs.

On Wednesday, he was (carefully) boarding Air Force One and something fell out of his right pocket.



People had opinions on what the item could possibly be:

Was it his schedule or an update on KIA troops, as indicated in this profound quote from last year?

The problem is, the item seems to have a bit of mass given its quick descent and overall trajectory.

Personally, I think it was the One Ring betraying its master as it seeks to make its way back to the Dark Lord Sauron!

P.S. While you're here, you might as well watch our latest video and learn how to speak Bidenese:


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