As ever, it's always, very much, the ones you completely expect:
A man was arrested after police say he allegedly threatened to 'butcher' church attendees at a Memphis Catholic church.
The Memphis Police Department confirmed to Fox News Digital that Zachary Liberto, 30, was arrested following a verbal altercation with the priest about defacing the baptismal pool inside the church.
On Friday, officers responded to St. Louis Catholic Church on reports of a complaint from the priest and church's music director about threats made by Liberto.
The accused reportedly "sent an email threatening to cause mass causalities among churchgoers."
More from WREG in Memphis:
Investigators were able to obtain a recording by a parishioner of the church who spoke with Liberto on the phone.
During the recording, Liberto could be heard saying, 'I will not f — — let people threaten and mock me all day and not go f — — do something about it… I'll do time about it today.'
Like many deluded men who cross-dress, Liberto is into a type of pornography where men fantasize about themselves as women:
You'd just never think this guy would be the type to snap and kill a bunch of Christians:
The man "has been charged with Commission Act of Terrorism and is being held on a $200,100 bond, according to jail records." The suspect reportedly "stays in a homeless encampment" in Memphis.
Never woulda pegged a guy like that for criminal, psychopathic behavior!
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