The AP stylebook is out here butchering the English language again in the name of wokeness
· Aug 23, 2022 ·

In today's episode of Everything Woke Turns To You Know What, we have the AP stylebook changing the English language to fit with today's politically correct and stupid standards.

Can you imagine?

They're even erasing women from personification in poetry and literature now.

This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,

This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,

This other Eden, demi-paradise,

This fortress built by Nature for herself

Wrong, Shakespeare! England and Nature are apparently "its" now, you imbecile!

And what about related terms like "motherland"? Should you refer to your country as the "gender-nonconforming-parent-land"?

That's a mouthful.

And ships?

I'm sorry, but ships are gendered female and that's that.

As in "she's a beaut!" or "she's the fastest ship on the seven seas!"

Changing "she" to "it" here takes away all the beauty and poetry out of language in an attempt to make our society genderless, androgynous, and bland.

And don't get me started on cars.

And why the heck give all these voice assistants female names and voices if "she" is inappropriate?

The ratio on this tweet is something to behold.

Many people took to the replies and let the AP know that we won't pay attention to their language games and go along with this woke nonsense.

Live look at the AP Stylebook:

Thar she goes!

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