First Alert Hurricane prides itself on providing accurate and up-to-date hurricanes alerts. If only people could understand what on earth they are saying.

Actual footage of the person managing the First Alert account:

I mean, it looks like a pretty straightforward Facebook post, right? Maybe if you're a meteorologist. Which, alas, I am not.

Don't worry, the commenters wasted NO time in absolutely destroying the post. (Which I'm sure was actually really intelligent and interesting...if you're into that sort of thing.)

I can't stop scrolling - these comments are just too good. You've just got to love southerners. We're over here getting pummeled by a level 4 hurricane, but at least we still have our sense of humor!

Y'all keep the Gulf Coast in your prayers. Hurricane season is no joke, and we have no idea what the weatherman is telling us. 😭

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