No one in the Department of Homeland Security or the Secret Service has been fired for a historic failure that almost killed a former president of the United States in a deeply divisive election.

I guess it's no biggie to them.

What REALLY grinds their gears, however, are all the mean comments on the internet.

First, the Secret Service released a statement to NBC News.

Now, their bosses at Homeland are stepping it to tell us to stop being mean.

I'll let these three people sum up the sentiments of the American people in response:

Perhaps the Secret Service and Homeland Security would get some use out of this Babylon Bee article:

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