Could 100 dudes beat up a gorilla?
That was the tweet that started it all (I'm never going to stop calling them tweets), but it quickly spread to all the corners of the internet:
No joke: People have spent the last 5 days debating whether 100 lads could trounce a great ape.
Meanwhile, Greg had a super elaborate plan:
Sadly, some humans went full "Planet of the Apes" and became traitors to their own kin:
And intersectional feminists were upset about it (because everything upsets them):
Personally, I don't think most people understand how deadly humans are. Yes, a few people would get ripped to shreds by the gorilla. But a pack of wolves eventually gets the strongest moose, and we are wolves who know how to split atoms.
On that note: Why use fists when tools make life so much easier??
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