The most important thing our president did today was...(looks at notes)...ban a preteen dance video app
· Aug 1, 2020 · NottheBee.com
@MattsIdeaShop

You know, with all the crazy things going on in the world, you would expect some actions our president takes would get more attention than others. But you probably wouldn't expect to see his "delaying the election" tweetpocalypse overshadowed so quickly by the announcement that he was going to ban TikTok.

Oh, and what exactly is TikTok?

I must be getting old quickly, because I honestly have no idea. I've tried to figure it out for months. It's just a video app that lets you take videos and post them online. Like Youtube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitch, Vine, Periscope (showing my age), or any other video sharing app before it. But for some reason, this one is the only one that the kids want to use. That's what TikTok is. It's just the app that people want to use this month.

And apparently, lots of people really like it. Enough to maybe even leave our country to keep it. 😂

Needless to say, if it really is being used as a Chinese spy tool, good riddance. It will be one last app I have to scratch my head and think...why don't they just use Instagram for that?


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