If you've been on the internet anywhere where a somewhat attractive girl shares a selfie, you've probably seen him:

The Thirsty Foreigner.

This particular creature is known for his desperate attempts to woo a woman that is out of both his league and age range, using the only tool he has at his disposal: comedically broken english.

I hereby present for your entertainment pleasure a collection of images of this poor fellow, caught in the wild (AKA Facebook):

Our first specimen here, Bablu, apparently likes to be the little spoon in a snuggle. Good for you, Bablu. I bet you're comfortable crying in front of other people, too. Or you would, if you knew any other people.

Mahar gave his full phone number. On a public Facebook comment. On a stranger's profile. I was tempted to leave it uncensored, in case any attractive readers wanted to hit him up, but...

Poor William seems a little confused. Was he searching for a new car when he stumbled upon something else he wanted? I'm not sure, but here's some advice: Stick with a sedan, Billy boy. You're not going to need a family-sized vehicle anytime soon.

Tequila here starts with an enticing proposal, accompanied by an odd compliment. That doesn't seem to gain a winning response. But don't worry, Liquorella is not one to give up easy. In a last-ditch effort, he offers his services as an organ donor.

Finally, here's Kaan with some practical advice on properly caring for one's buttocks. I dunno, man, if you have concerns about that part of your body, maybe you should see your doctor.