A few weeks ago, the CIA dazzled us with a super woke recruitment ad that featured a gay employee talk about how "inclusion is a core value" of the intelligence agency.

Another ad featured a Latina employee who said she is "intersectional," a "cisgender millenial" with an anxiety disorder, and that she refuses "to internalize misguided, patriarchal ideas of what a woman can or should be."

I was under the silly assumption that the CIA did not exist to be inclusive or intersectional, but to have the sharpest minds working to stop the most powerful bad guys from killing Americans in horrible ways.

At least when North Korea hits us with a nuke, we can die with the knowledge that the CIA was doing the good work of dismantling the patriarchy!

Former Navy SEAL Rob O'Neill – who was the one who murked Osama Bin Laden – had some thoughts on this madness.

"You know what amazes me is that over 10 years ago, we had a group of CIA officers, most of whom were women and some were minorities... we had the best of the best. It didn't matter what your skin color was, it did didn't matter what your gender or your non-gender was. They found him, they sent us."

"We picked everyone based on what they can do, not what they looked like. We still have the capability to do that, but we're being downgraded for wokeists."

There is one silver lining here: if I were an enemy of the United States right now, I'd be too busy laughing at us to plot murderous schemes!