The Office of the Director of National Intelligence badly photoshopped a blind guy and a woman in a wheelchair into its “annual demographic report” for extra woke points
· Jul 12, 2021 · NottheBee.com

In this episode of T̶h̶e̶ ̶O̶f̶f̶i̶c̶e̶ the Cabinet of the President of the United States, the team of the top intelligence official in America created a badly photoshopped cover picture for its annual "demographic" report in an attempt to complete the intersectional checklist demanded by Wokeism.

Let's take a closer look at this report from the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI).

Pay attention to the blind man on the right and the woman in the wheelchair to the left:

E N H A N C E:

Look at this photoshop job! Your tax dollars at work:

We solved racism, sexism, and ablism, guys!!

Here's a link to the stock photo they used.

Here's what the super woke ODNI had to say about their demographics report:

They proved this commitment to us by, you know, using badly photoshopped stock images.

I don't know how The Babylon Bee is supposed to compete with this level of cringe.

To help our professional woke class in their quest to make all things tolerant and diverse by endlessly obsessing over a proper ratio of skin tones, genders, and sexual preferences, I took 15 minutes to create an even better photo that they can use on their 2021 report.

I think you'll find that it meets even MORE of the woke intersectional checklist and best represents the intelligence community of America today:

What a time to be alive!

Ready to join the conversation? Subscribe today.

Access comments and our fully-featured social platform.

Sign up Now
App screenshot