The Dogelord has a new nemesis in his quest to bring the internet to the world, and it's one of the oldest villains of mankind.

Yes, the cute little hellspawn have seemingly decided that it's fun to huddle on the satellite dish, even though they have a heated house they could nap in.

You may be wondering why cats would do such a thing, but this betrays an enormous ignorance for the evil incarnate that is the species.

Who knows the reasoning in those murderous little heads?

Maybe the cats have vendetta against Elon, SpaceX, and/or Tesla.

Maybe it's to distract us from what the squirrels are doing.

Maybe there's a multi-species effort to stop humanity's technological development.

Or maybe the cats are just trying to contact their home planet.

The likely answer is that these dishes have a built-in "Snow Melt Mode" that raises the temperature of the dish to clear any snow around it.

Still... the cats have basically declared war.

I think now we know why Elon started his flamethrower company...

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