Scotland has lately been experiencing sky-high record COVID case rates, which is odd when you consider that a full three-quarters of their population are "fully vaxxed," as the saying goes.
You might be tempted to wonder why it should be the case that, with three out of four people in the country fully doped up, they're seeing case rates many, many times higher than earlier months.
Well, too bad: Public Health Scotland doesn't want you asking those questions.
Public Health Scotland will stop publishing data on covid deaths and hospitalisations by vaccination status - over concerns it is misrepresented by anti-vaxx campaigners.
The public health watchdog announced the change in policy in its most recent covid statistical report, saying the frequency and content of the data would be reviewed.
Instead, officials will focus on publishing more robust and complex vaccine effectiveness data.
This vaccine is a miracle of modern science: So virally bulletproof that yours doesn't work unless everyone else has it, and so unquestionably reliable that they won't publish data on the number of people who get COVID even when they've had the shot.
It truly is a beautiful thing to see.
Meanwhile, Scotland's COVID case levels were recently unthinkably high relative to earlier surges and still remain very much higher than those earlier figures:
It's weird they'd wanna restrict the data now. Can't imagine why. Cannot even think of one single reason.
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