The woke Covid tyrants are the biggest buzzkills I've ever seen.

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Seriously, do you remember how people used to say those on the "religious right" were the evil ones who forbid forms of merriment that weren't in line with moral rules?

The new Covid religious authorities have gladly stepped into that role, it seems!

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I'm sure at least a few Aussies will find their inner Kevin Bacon and welcome in the new year by defying their tyrannical overlords!