Remember that sad Willy Wonka event in Glasgow with the meth-baking Oompa Loompa that ended with the police being called in?
Apparently, so many people expressed interest in being horribly disappointed that the organizers are taking the show on the road.
Prepare to be transported to a realm where imagination knows no bounds and every moment is infused with wonder.
It's the Willy's Chocolate Experience LA.
That's right the House of Illuminati LA is bringing the sad event to the United States.
Get ready to step into a realm of pure imagination as the highly acclaimed "Willy's Chocolate Experience LA" makes its debut in the United States, courtesy of House of Illuminati LA. Following its groundbreaking success in Glasgow, this fantastical event promises an immersive journey into the whimsical world of "Willy" Wonka.
And this time they're playing up all the things that made the first experience go viral.
- It will be hosted in a nondescript warehouse in downtown LA.
- General admission will be $44
- Every attendee gets only 2 jelly beans.
- The notorious Scottish, meth-baking Oompa Loompa named Kirsty Paterson will be there, and she'll be taking questions and photo ops.
(Apparently, Kirsty Paterson has become somewhat of an influencer sensation herself as the Oompa Loompa Mama.)
And with this LA event, she'll be an international celebrity.
Talk about making the most of every opportunity!!!
I think we all know that, if he existed, the real Willy Wonka would make every effort to reel in this zany madness before society collapses further.
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