Professional wrestling has long been known as a place where burly, trash-talking macho-men come to duke it out in a supreme battle between good and evil.
But it's the 21st century now, which means that it's time for the ring get fully modernized, up to and including the deployment of beta-male woke warriors:
WWE took a jab at the woke left this week when it debuted a new up-and-coming pro wrestler, who preached "unity" and declared he didn't need to use his "male privilege" to win — but was then pinned in less than five minutes.
The network introduced Joe Gacy on Tuesday on NXT 2.0, which showcases its latest stars, according to Fox News...
In his gimmick, the progressive wrestler told the Florida crowd that the ring is a "safe place" where differences are settled.
"NXT 2.0 is full of conflict, from the smallest microaggression to the most heinous grudges. This is a place where we settle our differences," he said with the spotlight shining on his in the middle of the ring.
Gacy's rapid loss does not bode well for the WWE's ongoing efforts to foster intersectional culturally non-appropriative social justice within the league.
Surely if they brought in a few Indigenous conflict moderators and a white privilege consultant or two, things could really start to change. Do it, WWE!
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