I don't know how much further the crazy train can go before it runs out of steam and barrels off the side of a cliff.

One question:

The Norwegian Postal Service (Posten Norge) puts a ho-ho-homo twist on the classic carol "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" — with a new commercial depicting Kris Kringle as a gay man. The ad, which features English subtitles, has amassed around 150,000 views — and hundreds of divided comments — since it was uploaded Monday to YouTube.

Yeah, we get it.

Everyone is gay now!

Woo-hoo, so revolutionary!

Unable to contain his love, Harry pens Santa a letter that reads, "All I want for Christmas is you." He gets his wish and spends this Christmas making out with his sleigh-riding soulmate.

So unlike the original song, where "Santa" was the kid's dad, this one has Santa abandoning Mrs. Claus and committing adultery while delivering gifts to little kids.

Wholesome.

Can you please just leave Christmas alone and not shove sex in our faces every five seconds?

Thanks!